Lafayette Limericks

Bill
by Nick V. 

There once was a farmer named Bill.
He had a brother named Will.
     But then tragedy struck;
     Bill tripped on a duck.
And now Bill is terribly ill.


Wolf
by Nick V. 

There once was a wolf named Bob.
He liked to eat corn on the cob.
     Along a boy came
     with a lobster from Maine.
Then the wolf began to sob. 

 
Mayhem Poets in the House
by Katie, Casey, and Natalie in Mrs. Bakur's 5th grade class

There once were three very good poets.
Their plan was to write it and show it.
     Rappin' on the mic
     with rhymes that we like,
It'll be a great time, we just know it!







Two Limericks
by Olivia R. and Julie H. in Mr. Taylor's 5th grade class

There once was a Martian from Mars
who liked to eat shiny red cars.
     He ate a truck in a minute
     with three people in it,
and then he flew back to the stars.




There once was a guy on a bridge
who found a remarkable fridge.
     Inside was a pole
     and a sack of black coal.
He gave it to the orphanage.



Fred the Dragon
by Brandon J. in Miss Kelly's 4th grade class

There once was a dragon named Fred
Who slept in a really big bed.
     He woke up one day,
     Yawned, and said, "Hey!
My stomach is turning all red!"






Moe
by Lauren C. in Miss Kelly's 4th grade class

There once was a man named Moe.
He had a really weird toe.
     One day it grew large,
     Went all the way to Mars.
And now nobody knows 'bout Moe.






Joe
By Zoë M.

There once was a guy name Joe
Who really liked to bite his toe.
     Then his friends said goodbye
     And they moved to LBI;
Now Joe bites his toe no mo.